http://www.ikigaiway.com/2009/christmas-self-defense/
Thanks for the laughter.
I would have added (after each incident) - Tase the perpetrator with your new Christmas Taser Santa brought you. Available here - http://www.mwsecuritycameras.com/ and here - http://www.mwsecuritygadgets.com/ - our new websites.
It would lighten my holidays for sure.
Maybe you can hide the Taser in your new 'Battle Scarf' (http://www.battlescarf.com/).
